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Apr 20, 2014 / 265,866 notes

hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

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Apr 20, 2014 / 483,267 notes

grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

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magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now
Apr 20, 2014 / 82,290 notes

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

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Apr 20, 2014 / 235,432 notes

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

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Apr 20, 2014 / 167,540 notes

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

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Apr 20, 2014 / 288,357 notes

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(via intensional)

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 
Apr 20, 2014 / 335,133 notes

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

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“When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”
Apr 20, 2014 / 9,625 notes

When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

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treeswithmemories:

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

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